The Case of the Whining Christians
January 31st 2007 19:37
If you’ve read any of my recent blogs about Muslims whining about things, well apparently the Christians were beginning to feel left out. Let me paint the picture for you:
There was a Pagan Pride festival being held at Richmond Hills Park (Grand Rapids). This is something that takes place across the country in various cities and times of the year. Pagans hold a “pride” festival to show what their religious beliefs actually are and to try to promote religious tolerance in the community. Plus, Pagans can get together in the open and not feel like they have to scurry around in the darkness of night under cloaks and veils. Instead they pay for a permit and have a festival in a local park. So, now enter the holier-than-thou Christian group. They decide to attend the festival, but not to show support. Instead they wanted to spread their own word by using a wooden platform, but no microphones or amplifiers. You can only imagine what they wanted to get on their soap box and “speak” about, right?
Now enter the Grand Rapids police. A sergeant told the Christian group they could not do what they were doing without a permit….kind of like what the Pagan group had to do. So he basically told them that they were disturbing the peace and had to leave. This is when the Allied Defense Fund attorneys step into the picture. Apparently one of the Christians stated that they were forcefully pulled from the platform, handcuffed, and then placed in the back of the cop car. The remaining members of the group were then threatened with arrest if they did not leave the park.
Here is where the Christian group begins whining. The group was supposedly told that even if they tried for a permit, it would not be given because of the apparently conflict of interest between them and the festival goers. So what do they do except team up with the Allied Defense Fund and whine about it. That’s a great idea. Now a complaint has been filed in the US District Court for the Western District of Michigan. They claim “Religious speech is protected under the First Amendment and cannot be silenced because of a city-imposed permit requirement,” according to Wenger an attorney for the ADF. Do you want to hear the kicker? The name of the Christian group that was trying to enforce their freedom of speech rights is named “The Worldwide Street Preachers’ Fellowship”. That should tell you right there what they were up to by “attending” the Pagan event.
So whine away little Christians. In my personal opinion I think it’s asinine that they not only attempted it but then also got an attorney so they could complain about it. Maybe next time the Christians are having something outside in celebration of Jesus then a group of Pagans, Muslims, Jews, Hindus, Buddhists, and even Atheists should try to disrupt their celebration and cry freedom of speech and religion. I’m sure they would get their panties in a bunch over that, now wouldn’t they?
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These are the sort who give Jesus Contactees a bad name, by going over the top to pee on someone else's parade. And yes, they would most certainly call the police, Homeland Security and Knight Rider if anyone held a demonstration outside their church during services.
Comment by Abe
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Asking these good Christians not to step in to save souls, as God demands, is akin to asking them not to try to save a child from a burning building. You do think we should save burning children, right?
Comment by Miss Faith
Shame on you for passing judgment on those that you protest against. Do you remember the Bible, Abe? I do recall something about not judging others…have you been judged, Abe? Maybe you should be.
I grew up Christian and can tell you that the beliefs I followed and were taught did not liken saving someone’s sole to that of saving a child from a burning building. You save a child from a building out of love and nurturing….people try to “save” soles for God because they don’t want to admit that what they believe and follow may not be the end all. Most Christians are so close-minded it’s not even funny. I guess that’s why there have been so many wars in the name of “Jesus”. I bet Jesus is turning over in his grave from all of this…oh wait…he wasn’t there so never mind, right?
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CLICK ME TO FIND JESUS
It may help.
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Comment by Abe
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As you've no doubt noticed, we have a Godly man in office as the President of the U.S. America is prosperous and beloved under him as it has never been before. His administration is slowly ripping down the so-called "Wall of Separation" brick by brick. If only we could change the law so that presidents could serve lifetime terms! (Of course, that law would have to be immediately repealed if ever a yellow liberal atheist democrat was elected president)
Since you are so dismissive of my example and avoided actually commenting on it, I can safely assume that you are in favor of letting children burn. For shame, sir.
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Depends: How many BTU can we get from burning a child as compared to the energy we can get from burning the amount of oil we could get for the same price? Also, would the emissions from a child-fired generator contravene any EPA guidelines?
How long has He been missing? Mayhaps we could have His picture printed n cartons of holy water?
Comment by Abe
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As for Jesus being missing, I think you must be mistaken. I have just spoken with Him today. Have you tried calling Him?
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Does He have a toll-free number, or is it one of those 900 phone-salvation lines?
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(Slowly waving my fingers)... "These aren't the Pagans you're looking for... he can go about his business... move along..."
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I fail to see how any of my comments might be amusing.
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THE BEST NEWS EVER
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In the finale the cloying, concentrated cuteness of the Ewoks rips a hole in the fabric of space-time. The Death Star is sent back in time, but with part of the name plate obscured by cosmic dust (All that is still visible reads D...AR) the crew thinks they're on a mission to "merge" with the producers of Beastmaster.
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I hope that the Death Star crew uses caution if they meet that wily Beast Master. His little demonic rodents, Kodo and Podo, will chew the wiring right out from under them!